Funny money
When I was young I never had the money to enjoy life, when I had money there was no time to enjoy it. Now that I have both money and time I don't have the health to enjoy life. Unknown
In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder. Unknown
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Unknown
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. Katharine Whitehorn
Never confuse the size of your pay check with the size of your talent. Marlon Brando
When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in my life, now that I am old I know that it is. Oscar Wilde
If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy.
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. Jim Rohn
A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. Bo Derek
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. Helen Gurley Brown
Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. Richard Friedman
A penny saved is a penny earned. Benjamin Franklin
There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money either. Robert Graves
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope
Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. Max Amsterdam
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. Mark Twain
I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries. Jules Renard
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Franklin Jones